BLACK CUM "The Return Of Black Jesus" 2xCS

Happy Easter Sunday, it's The Return of Black Jesus!  This is the kind of bile that I wish people would send my way more often.  Black Cum must come from some sort of Midwest hell-hole, because this double album exhibits the kind of "evolved" misanthropy that is only found in the shittiest of places.  I bet these guys don't have a lot fans in their hometown.  The band's manifesto, as printed in the insert to this lovingly assembled package reads as follows:

BLACK CUM DOESN'T WRITE SONGS.
BLACK CUM DOESN'T PRACTICE
BLACK CUM DOESN'T DO SECOND TAKES
BLACK CUM JUST GETS FUCKED UP,
PRESSES RECORD AND PLAYS.
WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS.

This band has absolutely no sense of song structure: nihilistic talk-singing over poorly recorded guitars and drums is the name of the game through out the span of this album's 59 songs.  It works so well, to me at least, because the instruments are "mixed" low, leaving the vocals 100% audible and intelligible.  If you can handle Costes, then this'll be a cakewalk.  It's a lot more funny than it is truly deeply negative.  A heck of a lot of you aren't going to like this one lick, but those who appreciate some hate-vibes will want to listen for sure.  I don't know if I'd like to be any of these guys, but I wouldn't mind mailing them a crumpled $3 bill in the mail.

"I'd rather eat human flesh than any other non-human animal!"

Listen to the whole album if you dare: http://blackcum.bandcamp.com/album/the-return-of-black-jesus

More info: http://blackcumtheband.blogspot.com/

If you like the music, there's a long back-history to this type of spew.  You may have already devoured No Trend's first single and LP (if not, do), so look to Jim Goodall's music from the 80's (a lot of it's available on Mutant Sounds). Bands like Jon Wayne, or my favorite, Severed Head in a Bag: